Thursday, April 1

JOKEY Friday

Thanks God it is Friday; Enjoy this joke below.
I laughed so hard I fell off my seat. I am still in stitches.

BE STRONG HONEY, I LOVE U

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,

This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll Kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."

The man fainted! LOL!!!!!!!
  
Wise man, he had advised his wife to be strong when he taught she was the one the escaped convict wanted. Well eat your words man.
  

Winc




3 comments:

Lisa said...

Hahaha - very funny!!! I like it and so did my husband!!

Consolata said...

Thanks Lisa for enjoying the very hilarious piece. I and my colleagues laughed ourselves silly when we read the piece too.

Anonymous said...

This is so funny HA! HA! HA!. I can't stop laughing...........

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